Seriously, even if you’re not atheist, this blows.
Or that. I was just speaking from experience with my family. Nothing like having your mother smack your head at a family...
^ this
or, you know, just… do whatever the fuck you want to and if someone complains then they can go back to grade school
..at a Michelle Obama rally of all places!!! I just kinda sat there and thought about how stupid everyone looked…prayer...
Fart. Fart like you’ve never farted before.
I pretend to have seizures…maybe that’s just me.
BAHAHAHA one of cousin’s got married to a Catholic woman and half of the guests (namely, my side of the family) at the...